Saturday, March 15, 2014

Foot Shame

C is shocked.

I feel embarrassed - she's right, my toenails are terrible.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Lateral Thinking Needed

We have had it easy up to now, but money is tight and all the extra perks we have been used to are no longer permitted. We have been told there will be no more access to our machine in the work lab. We  have to invent some clever way round it.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Objects in Collision

I have been invited to hang my artwork in a prestigious show.
"Whatever you dream up you can put in that space," I am told.

I have this one drawing that I will include.

Sunday, March 09, 2014

Trophy Cupboard

The objects in the cabinet are all someone else's emotional memories. They mean nothing to me.

What happens to the potency those objects once had for one man - can that energy somehow be transmitted to other people?

Saturday, March 08, 2014

Empty Offer

"I am prepared to buy your silence on the matter of website fraud with these objects- one rod, one cardboard roll and one Xmas style deer figure. Will you accept?"

Friday, March 07, 2014

Avoiding the Sex Cult

We emerge from an underground tunnel onto a field where sex cult zombies are mechanically sowing seed. We sneak past unnoticed.

A mysterious texture comes to mind like a close-up of a fly's wing.

"You should join us, you will love it," a lanky young man shouts after us.

His offer is tempting, but once you get sucked into this cult, it takes over and you can never leave.

Thursday, March 06, 2014

Corporate Dinner

Everyone is drunk. A cheap looking roast meal is served in bento boxes or are they cutlery trays?  Mine morphs leaving a cardboard sausage in the middle section.