I get invited to this Roman toga party and end up wearing a lemon yellow nylon nightie and a blonde wig. Too much yellow I think - not very flattering - and the wig changes to black but is inside out. I am younger and more muscular than usual.
Am I safe? I wonder as I clamber through a burrow into the town's library.
I get the odd look but no-one is really aggressive and the overall feeling is one of liberation.