Empty Offer

"I am prepared to buy your silence on the matter of website fraud with these objects- one rod, one cardboard roll and one Xmas style deer figure. Will you accept?"

Avoiding the Sex Cult

We emerge from an underground tunnel onto a field where sex cult zombies are mechanically sowing seed. We sneak past unnoticed.

A mysterious texture comes to mind like a close-up of a fly's wing.

"You should join us, you will love it," a lanky young man shouts after us.

His offer is tempting, but once you get sucked into this cult, it takes over and you can never leave.

Licking Llama

There is a pet llama licking my face.