We have had it easy up to now, but money is tight and all the extra perks we have been used to are no longer permitted. We have been told there will be no more access to our machine in the work lab. We have to invent some clever way round it.
My most recent work is a performance where I create a fruit cocktail.
Halfway through, it dawns on me that I haven't thought up a punchline or developed a comedy persona so I am not able to be funny. Still worse, I now see that everything about it is meaningless.