Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Doomed Lecture




Have arrived early in the morning to give an illustrated talk on my work. An enthusiastic crowd is gathering asking daft questions like Where do you plug in your camera ? (In the computer, I reply.) Gasp of admiration. They should be an easy audience.
"I 'll just get the video tape and then we can begin," I say.
I rummage through the contents of my suitcase - loads of weird things inside: bundles of electrical components, a small black book, and a plastic superman bound up in sellotape. But of course NO tape. I have nothing to show.





1 comment:

Claire said...

Ooh they're really horrible, those sort of dreams. I've had some 'lectures from hell' ones recently and woke up feeling really anxious, so I do sympathise!